someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

(via loserslol)

necturusmaculosus:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

HOLY SHIT I WANT ONE

(via even-the-magic-is-lost)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via even-the-magic-is-lost)

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

(via legalmexican)

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT
RT IF RELATABLE 

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

RT IF RELATABLE 

(Source: double-take)

emotionalgay:

but does the applause live for me?

(via cumfort)

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via bullied)

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via dulect)

prostitourettes:

if you text me back only with “haha” ill kill you

(via heliolisk)