officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers:  maybe $60k
a smile:  honestly, thats priceless
sand:  $300
giant blurry log:  $1400

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach

whiskers:  maybe $60k

a smile:  honestly, thats priceless

sand:  $300

giant blurry log:  $1400

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

(via inactiveblogger)

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

(via wigwams)

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via hotboyproblems)