do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

(via clannyphantom)


i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via crystallized-teardrops)

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via jonasbrothers)


why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(via crystallized-teardrops)


I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via hotboyproblems)


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i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(via semenology)


how awesome would it be if you could just mute people on a daily basis tho

(Source: unconfuses, via dulect)