fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: actuallybadcop, via dulect)

the-pizzaking:

my anaconda can’t even

(via hotboyproblems)

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

(Source: grindlebone, via swarnpert)

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

(via whorville)

*male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
*female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

(via fake-mermaid)